Saturday, February 17, 2007

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

  1. Make Race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers
  3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
    "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP !"
  4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
  5. Sell girl scout cookies
  6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
  7. Shave
  8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peerling inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
  9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
  10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
  12. Lean over another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
  13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  14. One word: Flatulence!
  15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
  16. Do Tai Chi exercises
  17. Stare, grinning, at another passengers for a while, and then announc: "I've got new socks on!"
  18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
  19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
  20. Meow occassionally
  21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
  22. Frown a mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
  23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
  24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
  25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends
  26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
  27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
  28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
  29. Leave a Box between the doors.
  30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
  31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers "through" it
  32. Start a sing-along
  33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
  34. Play the harmonica
  35. Shadow box
  36. Say "Ding!" at each door
  37. Lean against the button panel.
  38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
  39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope
  40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space"
  41. Bring a chair along
  42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passengers: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
  43. Blow spit bubbles.
  44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in loooong strings
  45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
  46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively
  47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
  48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers
  49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
  50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
  51. Ask: "Hello God, is that you?"

1 Comments:

Blogger Ataur said...

I did #29 at my office building, and wow was it funny!

Leave a Box between the doors.

I left a box in between the doors, and it shut at least 3 times, then the elevator fell 3 floors and stuck on the 2nd floor! hahaa!

9/17/2007 4:24 AM  

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